funniest sarcastic quotes
First Legendary Dragon: Starting With The Limitless System
by Primordial_Seven
He died. Not by fate, not by accident, but as collateral in a hunt between beings beyond mortal comprehension.And yet… death was only the beginning.Chosen by a mysterious entity known only as Echo, a sarcastic soul from Earth is offered a chance at a second life. Gifted with ten draws from a divine treasury, he obtains powerful treasures, a rare bloodline, and a mysterious system known as the Limitless System. But what begins as a straightforward reincarnation takes a twisted turn when two drago…
I Became an Ant Lord, So I Built a Hive Full of Beauties
by NF_Stories
Billions of light years away, on a planet where magic flows through every creature, two dominant species battle for supremacy, 'Humans and Ants'.In this world, Ants aren’t just insects, they are the most intelligent and powerful race who challenged humans, wielding magic and evolving in ways no one can predict.Reborn as an ant in this brutal, predator-filled realm, Kai refuses to accept a life of insignificance. With a sarcastic system, ultimate skills, bizarre evolution choices, and a talent fo…
My Beloved Super Fierce Wife
by a visitor from South Flight
"The new book 'Scolded as the Star of Death, All the Big Shots in the Capital Rush to Spoil Me' is now available!"Also known as "Reborn Era: Getting Rich with the Check-In System."[A physical powerhouse of a female lead vs. a vindictive, sarcastic, and elegant male protagonist]After a laboratory explosion, Lin Tang returns to that impoverished era and is bound to a check-in system.Before she has time to claim the newcomer gift pack, her fiancé, sporting an air of confidence, comes to break off t…
The Return of the Cannon Fodder Trillion Heiress
by GoddessKM
Hera Avery is working several part-time jobs to pay for her university tuition. She is managing her work and love life simultaneously. Her boyfriend, who is a rising celebrity, made her pay for their expensive apartment located in a well-known building. The building is also home to well-known heirs and heiresses.On her boyfriend's birthday and their third anniversary, she returned home to their apartment only to find him with another woman. But what did she get in return? A slap on the face, a b…
New Eden: Live to Play, Play to Live
by Galanar
In a world of constant competition, one man aims for the top. In this new genre VRMMORPG, he plans on becoming the strongest at all costs.The classes, the races, the starting zones, everything is a mystery in 'New Eden'. This game is coming out without a shred of details. The only thing that was promoted was the freedom of skill choosing.Our protagonist Alexander, gamer tag Astaroth, has always dreamt of becoming an E-Sports athlete. His parents supported his dream, but they are no longer of thi…
Transmigrating as the Younger Sister of a Bigshot with Multiple Identities
by Mr. Jiuxi
Gu Yang, who had just inherited hundreds of millions, transmigrated into a novel. She became the fake young lady who occupied the nest and suffered in the end.In the beginning, she framed the real young lady, and forced the villain into becoming her blood bank. She offended both the good and the evil.In order to make it to the end, Gu Yang decided to set boundaries with the Gu family. She apologized to the female lead, gave blood back to the villain, and did her best to stay alive.However..."Gu …
Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife
by 1cutecat
There were three words in the Sun star empire to describe Scarlet Su, Useless, trash and stupid. But one day, Scarlet Su's star account went from having the user name 'The mecha king's bride' to 'The mecha king sucks.' Suddenly everyone wondered, what new attention seeking game was she playing?Dying in a zombie infested earth, a young woman dives into a door way which should lead to a wonderful new world but instead, she awakens on an interstellar world in the body of Scarlet Su, the unwanted wi…
A Sarcastic Villainess
by Alya_Harper
Pretty, daughter of a duke, with a good body and a good family, and yet they choose an ironing board?It just means that the problem is theirs I'm obviously perfect, I may be a villain but I'm too cute to end up in prison or dead.But I will not run away I will become the best villain ever, so good that they will not even be able to kill me.So let's get to work: "I'm going to be the best villain ever"...This story is mine and is also published in the Wattpad application on my account: @AlyaHarperA…
Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!
by TheHana
After three years of marriage, Wendy Stewart was used to Michael Lucas's sarcastic remarks, his frequent threats about getting divorced, and even his indulgence of a mistress. She thought that she could bear with this her entire life, until she accidentally got pregnant with a child that Michael did not want. Finally despondent, Wendy signed the divorce agreement and left. She thought they could have parted ways forever, but Michael refused to stop looking for her after the divorce.When they met…
The sarcastic heart
by ParimitaPBorkar
Aatish, Aarav, Aniksha, Mr Roy sir, Ruhi and Suman.The story of these teenagers who handling their life and future.aatish and aniksha how they convert their love into opponents. They showing their efforts to each other, for getting top in college.Aarav was a good friend of aatish, but he didn't reveal the pain that he was suffering from his childhood.Suman, a mentally impaired girl from the orphanage.Mr Roy sir, the dashing personality in the college.Ruhi just came like a storm between aatish an…
A SARCASTIC QUIP
by VlassisBehrakis
It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.
Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!
by Mountain Springs
Audrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book. As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?! She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be marrie…
sarcastic sorcery
by Superb_Clasher
Jimmy got reincarnated but he's got a dillema. HE DIDN'T GET ANY CHEAT SKILLS!!!!!!
SARCASTIC LOVE
by Debasish_padhi
Often during the walk of life, a few prospects are encountered, which makes us question this very existence. What happens when this twist of fate entangles with the supernatural?A life to enjoy, yet filled with the hardships of human behaviour.So walks the hero, experiencing the irony his life signifies.
MY SARCASTIC ARRANGED WIFE
by Veektri
Evelyn an ordinary but not so ordinary girl. She is fearless, sarcastic and strong willed. Him on the other hand is no different. He is rude, arrogant and devilishly handsome and did I add the current CEO of Eros Corporations Limited. He is also strong headed and does not give in just like she does and marriage was never a part of his long term goal since he saw all women as one - gold diggers and an object of pleasure. But like the saying goes behind every ice cold hearted man was once a warm h…
Put in the World With the Funniest System
by Stuckers
"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.